"I am here with Professor Edvard Nemacov, a leading scientiest in research on Vampires."
"Hello!"
"So today you are going to explain some of the science behind vampires and how they become well vampires."
"Yes, that is correct."
"Now let's get somethings out of the way. Vampires drink blood right?"
"Indeed"
"They have sharp incisors with which they bight, Correct?"
"That is correct."
"What about garlic?"
"Well, the vampire has a hightened sense of smell. Garlic is just nasty. Besides if you smell like garlic you taste like garlic and well, garlic really isn't any good with out salt. And blood is hard to salt."
"Uh, right. Now what about holy water?"
"Poppycock. Everyone who is Post-Protestant Reformation knows that the Catholic Church is not wholy correct. That's why they protested and formed their own churches. Holy water, since the church isn't wholy correct can't be truly holy because it isn't blessed of God so it has no special powers anyway. Besides holy water is for baptism anyway and if you douse a vampire with holy water you've just entered him into the kingdom and washed all his sins away. Well, if it wasn't completely symbolic anyway."
"Ahem, okay, so wooden crosses and stabbing with sticks."
"Well the cross is a horrible symbol. That's why vampires shrink away from them. Nasty Roman trick that everyone still hates. The wooden spike through the heart only works because of the splinters. If you got a metal spike that had rust or shavings which stuck into the heart of the vampire it would eventually cause infection and death of the vampire. Putting it through a blender is a good way too."
"Alrighty. Well, lets get back to the ones we got right teeth and drinking blood."
"Okay, the most crucial point of the vampire is the heart. Somehow the heart and brain don't die. Although the rest of the body did. This causes a slight decomposition to the body; however, with the resusitation of the heart and mind the body no quits decomposing and is suspended in that slightly decomposed state. Hence the ashen colour or skin and bloodshot eye look of vampires.
"Well, in more detail, it is a virus called mortis dracularis which causes this state and it is transmitted by other vampires. I haven't been able to figure out the cause or mutation of the virus and how it was originally caught but it can only be transferred from a vampire to a human being.
"This is done by the incisor teeth. [Professor walks over to a chalkboard to show a section of a vampire's mouth.] See the hole in the teeth and the gland inside the sinus cavity. This gland creates and secreets the virus into the blood. The virus is also combined with bacteria which helps to keep the blood from coagulating and to break it down into sugars and proteins.
"Now the virus needs blood to work. A dry host will just kill the virus and the human will remain dead. In fact, there needs to be enough blood that the infected party could still live on its own, but have enough blood loss that the body is very week.
"The virus then kills the person and resuscitates the heart and mind before brain or irreparable heart damage occurs. Most vampires kill their hosts, preferring not to inflict mankind with the life they have. However, there are sadistic vampires out there. Most vampires are male and they tend to go for the opposite sex, which is seems like it doesn't make any sense. To be perfectly honest, no one wants a female vampire. They are well, due to the blood issues and monthly occurances vampire women are technically always PMSing, literally. So they aren't much fun to get along with so most males kill their female host. It is mostly sadistic, female, and gay vampires which lead to vampirical propetuation."
"Okay this is so enlightning," the host says with some sarcasm. "So what made you so interested in vampirology?"
"Well, because sonny, I am one." After which the Professor scrunched his face and bit the reporter on the neck and drained him of his blood.
The camera man kept filming and was too stunned to move. The Professor turned to the camera man, who finally began backing up, still filming.
"Did you see that? When I went to bight him my face all scrunched up. That was to activate my viral gland up here in my sinuses. That helped squish the venom out of the gland. Sorry, for the outburst. I suppose I'll have to move again to keep people from burning me at the stake and trying to prod me with wooden stakes but these interviews just make me so hungery. Well thank you for taking time to see me. I'll be collecting my stuff. And I hope to never see any of you again. Well, except for you Selma Hayek, if you are watching. I'd like to show you what it's like with a real vampire." He wiggled his eyebrows and left.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
The Lord of Zobidia

Fan Fiction based on the city of Zobeide briefly mentioned in Invisible Cities of Italo Calvino.
Five men dreamed a dream: Etienne of France, Luciano of Italy, Kim Lu of China, Blair of England, and Tyrone of America. It was of a woman who was running away from them and she was naked. They pursued her through a city, the same city, although they took different routes through the city. But alas, the lady illuded them in their chase. They went searching for this city, the five of them, but never found it. However, they found each other, and they vowed to build the city they had envisioned. With one common entrance they built their pursuit through the city, saving one difference, where the men lost the lady in their route, the men made it insurpassible, hoping to trap the lady. They named the city, Zobidia.
For many years the woman never came, but others came having the same dream and went through the city making changes to the lay out: closing off roads and making new routes. Those who lived in this city hated it. It took them forever to get from one part to the other. To get from the business district to the market district, they had to drive all the way to the beginning of the city and then all the way down the road on which the market was on.
One day a certain man named Rashid came to the city. He had dreamed a similar dream as the rest but instead of adding to the maze of Zobidia, he had a different plan. An architect from the city of Dubai he listened to the dreams of the others and went through and made changes to the whole lay out of the city. Outside of the city he built himself a wonderful palace where in he lived and never left. He had servants go into the city to get his needs using the passes he had created.
One day the fateful day occurred. The lady appeared, and ran through their city. She took off down Tyrone's street first because of the throng of men blocking the other routes. Tyrone and those who changed or added to his route chased after the lady. Those whose roads she had not ran down, sulked down their forgotten lanes. One by one, the lady eluded man after man until she got to where Tyrone's dead end lie, but she slipped past his trap and he dropped in despair.
One by one as the others sulked down their separate streets the lady appeared out of some unknown portal, for which they gave chase. And one by one, each of them lost her. Dejected and bewildered Blair, Tyrone, Luciano, Etienne, and Kim Lu went to their highest towers to see if maybe she would be trapped somewhere in their part of the city, but looking east they saw Rashid's green palace, free from confines of the city, and there the lady running up the road. She ran up to the gates of his palace, and he stepped out of the gate house with a towel and a robe, which she happily took from him and she walked onto the grounds that lay before her. They were soon married, and Etienne, Blair, Kim Lu, Luciano, and Tyrone left the city, they had created. Rashid's changes to the city became even more prolific and soon the city floorished and was no longer the trap it had been.
Five men dreamed a dream: Etienne of France, Luciano of Italy, Kim Lu of China, Blair of England, and Tyrone of America. It was of a woman who was running away from them and she was naked. They pursued her through a city, the same city, although they took different routes through the city. But alas, the lady illuded them in their chase. They went searching for this city, the five of them, but never found it. However, they found each other, and they vowed to build the city they had envisioned. With one common entrance they built their pursuit through the city, saving one difference, where the men lost the lady in their route, the men made it insurpassible, hoping to trap the lady. They named the city, Zobidia.
For many years the woman never came, but others came having the same dream and went through the city making changes to the lay out: closing off roads and making new routes. Those who lived in this city hated it. It took them forever to get from one part to the other. To get from the business district to the market district, they had to drive all the way to the beginning of the city and then all the way down the road on which the market was on.
One day a certain man named Rashid came to the city. He had dreamed a similar dream as the rest but instead of adding to the maze of Zobidia, he had a different plan. An architect from the city of Dubai he listened to the dreams of the others and went through and made changes to the whole lay out of the city. Outside of the city he built himself a wonderful palace where in he lived and never left. He had servants go into the city to get his needs using the passes he had created.
One day the fateful day occurred. The lady appeared, and ran through their city. She took off down Tyrone's street first because of the throng of men blocking the other routes. Tyrone and those who changed or added to his route chased after the lady. Those whose roads she had not ran down, sulked down their forgotten lanes. One by one, the lady eluded man after man until she got to where Tyrone's dead end lie, but she slipped past his trap and he dropped in despair.
One by one as the others sulked down their separate streets the lady appeared out of some unknown portal, for which they gave chase. And one by one, each of them lost her. Dejected and bewildered Blair, Tyrone, Luciano, Etienne, and Kim Lu went to their highest towers to see if maybe she would be trapped somewhere in their part of the city, but looking east they saw Rashid's green palace, free from confines of the city, and there the lady running up the road. She ran up to the gates of his palace, and he stepped out of the gate house with a towel and a robe, which she happily took from him and she walked onto the grounds that lay before her. They were soon married, and Etienne, Blair, Kim Lu, Luciano, and Tyrone left the city, they had created. Rashid's changes to the city became even more prolific and soon the city floorished and was no longer the trap it had been.
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Myst: The Shipwreck
A ship is caught in a storm caused by a "merman" and by which the ship is shipwrecked. Through other means of magic, the mermaid and the prince are brought together. The ships occupants are the merman's estranged and usurping brother. This story is a combining of the stories The Little Mermaid, and The Tempest.
Story: Shakespeare's The Tempest, Hans C. Anderson's The Little Mermaid, Disney's The Little Mermaid, Tempest (1982)
Merman father: Prospero, Phillip Dimitrius, Triton
Mermaid: Miranda
Lore: Tritons, Triton, Merrows,
Story: Shakespeare's The Tempest, Hans C. Anderson's The Little Mermaid, Disney's The Little Mermaid, Tempest (1982)
Merman father: Prospero, Phillip Dimitrius, Triton
Mermaid: Miranda
Lore: Tritons, Triton, Merrows,
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The War for Neverland
Players
Neverland - created by Terrance Coachman, a Land boys were Never meant to return home.
Terrance Coachman - creator of neverland. Lost his son in an accident between a British warship and a Italian merchant vessel. which he blames on the Britain and the town of Italy where the ship's captain was from. He creates Neverland so he can steal their children. He also is the master mind behind the turning of the children of a small town in Italy into donkeys.
Peter Pan - an orphan who Terrance Goodman convinces to leave the orphanage with his friends and go to the magical Neverland.
Ruth Timberdale (Captain Hook) - an angry cook who becomes the captain of a ship through intrigue and is hired/cursed to keep the Lost Boys occupied and unable to leave Neverland.
Tinkerbell - A pixy whose role isn't yet determined
Smee - Not figured out yet either. Obviously Captain Hooks only friend of sorts.
Neverland - created by Terrance Coachman, a Land boys were Never meant to return home.
Terrance Coachman - creator of neverland. Lost his son in an accident between a British warship and a Italian merchant vessel. which he blames on the Britain and the town of Italy where the ship's captain was from. He creates Neverland so he can steal their children. He also is the master mind behind the turning of the children of a small town in Italy into donkeys.
Peter Pan - an orphan who Terrance Goodman convinces to leave the orphanage with his friends and go to the magical Neverland.
Ruth Timberdale (Captain Hook) - an angry cook who becomes the captain of a ship through intrigue and is hired/cursed to keep the Lost Boys occupied and unable to leave Neverland.
Tinkerbell - A pixy whose role isn't yet determined
Smee - Not figured out yet either. Obviously Captain Hooks only friend of sorts.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Ruth Timberdale - Mystfield's The War for Neverland
Once upon a time somewhere in New England, a boy was born to very poor family. The dad, Buck Timberdale, was often angry because often he was drunk, and on this occasion he was very, very angry and very, very drunk. He wanted a girl, a daughter, not a boy, and in his drunken rage he named his son Ruth, and relieved his mother and the midwife of their ability of bringing forth anymore children, or in other words their lives.
When he sobered a little he left the small town he lived in to somewhere in the South, proposedly in North Carolina, deep in the woods alone. He raised this boy as a boy but belittled him because he was supposed to be a girl. So the boy resented his father. And though they lived nowhere, he would walk twenty or more miles to school, where he was ridiculed for his feminine name.
The boy grew in resentment and hatred, for he was never loved and he was never treated kindly. Finally he came of age when he thought he could strike it on his own, and he left his dad and traveled to Raleigh where he looked for work. After months of searching, a dirty old man with a wooden leg and an eye patch hired him as cook on the Carib'n Rosa. He hadn't the slightest idea how to cook but he pretended he did. And he never made a fine cook but the men tolerated the portions enough to never dispatch him. He never told them his real name and they never asked, they just called him Cook.
Of course, he hated them cause he never knew how to love. They hated him too, but they hated everyone, they were pirates, men who had all grown up in bad and angry homes. But Ruth was planning. As cook sitting in the galley, he heard the ship hands talk, and they didn't always have good things to say about the Cap'n or the First mate. Sedition grew and freedom too. Oddly enough a few famous pirates started their careers on this ship. Long John Silver had been the previous cook before he took the the post and he saw Jack Sparrow go from ship hand to leaving and finding his own crew, per se. Some talk was of mutiny. Some of leaving and starting their own ships. Some he warned the Captain on. Some he let pass through the sails. There were three Captains on his ship and he hoped somehow he would be next. But he never took the chance.
One day he took leave of the ship when they had disembarked at Port-au-Prince. While searching for food for the galley he was enticed by a beautiful woman who was offering fortune seances. Charmed by her beauty he paid most of his own wages to his fortune. She told him that he would be approached by man who would offer him a grand opportunity which he should not turn up.
However, she was not magic, but hired by a certain man who was looking for help. Who, through magic discerned the desires of the Cook's heart. Before Ruth left the the market, this man chanced to meet him.
He called himself Terrance Coachman, an entrepreneur, who was looking for a ship and a captain. He was convinced that Carib'n Rosa was his ship but the current captain wasn't quite what he needed. So Terrance and Cook plotted the Death of the Captain and the bestowal of navigating the ship to Cook. So before they embarked on their voyage again, the captain of the Carib'n Rosa was murdered in the middle of the night and the papers were exchanged so that Terrance Coachman was the new owner of the ship and Cook was made captain.
When they made their announcement to the ship, the crew laughed and ridiculed him. Calling him the Cook Captain, and that they were all going to be killed by the Hawaiians. This caused Cook to lose his nerve. And in anger Terrance Coachman whipped him away into the Captains Lair. He revealed himself as a sorcerer and made him a spell that bound him as captain until he quit his service to Mr. Coachman. In the words of the spell, that once he left the service of Mr Coachman his men would mutiny him or worse. Later on, Mr. Coachman would enunciate all the terms of the contract, like where Captain Ruth would serve as Captain.
They sailed to London, England. One midnight as the pulled through the English Channel, the night watch saw Terrance Coachman on the bridge conjuring a spell. He saw the skies open and the ship rise off the water and float into the sky. However, when the vision closed he was never found.
When the truth was manifest, Terrance Goodman cursed the crew and captain to patrol the waters of his Neverland to occupy the children who would come there and that they could never leave or they would die.
Later on, in the War for Neverland, Ruth loses his hand and his name as the Cook when a young boy Peter Panning fights him for his and the Lost Boys' freedom and supremacy in Neverland.
When he sobered a little he left the small town he lived in to somewhere in the South, proposedly in North Carolina, deep in the woods alone. He raised this boy as a boy but belittled him because he was supposed to be a girl. So the boy resented his father. And though they lived nowhere, he would walk twenty or more miles to school, where he was ridiculed for his feminine name.
The boy grew in resentment and hatred, for he was never loved and he was never treated kindly. Finally he came of age when he thought he could strike it on his own, and he left his dad and traveled to Raleigh where he looked for work. After months of searching, a dirty old man with a wooden leg and an eye patch hired him as cook on the Carib'n Rosa. He hadn't the slightest idea how to cook but he pretended he did. And he never made a fine cook but the men tolerated the portions enough to never dispatch him. He never told them his real name and they never asked, they just called him Cook.
Of course, he hated them cause he never knew how to love. They hated him too, but they hated everyone, they were pirates, men who had all grown up in bad and angry homes. But Ruth was planning. As cook sitting in the galley, he heard the ship hands talk, and they didn't always have good things to say about the Cap'n or the First mate. Sedition grew and freedom too. Oddly enough a few famous pirates started their careers on this ship. Long John Silver had been the previous cook before he took the the post and he saw Jack Sparrow go from ship hand to leaving and finding his own crew, per se. Some talk was of mutiny. Some of leaving and starting their own ships. Some he warned the Captain on. Some he let pass through the sails. There were three Captains on his ship and he hoped somehow he would be next. But he never took the chance.
One day he took leave of the ship when they had disembarked at Port-au-Prince. While searching for food for the galley he was enticed by a beautiful woman who was offering fortune seances. Charmed by her beauty he paid most of his own wages to his fortune. She told him that he would be approached by man who would offer him a grand opportunity which he should not turn up.
However, she was not magic, but hired by a certain man who was looking for help. Who, through magic discerned the desires of the Cook's heart. Before Ruth left the the market, this man chanced to meet him.
He called himself Terrance Coachman, an entrepreneur, who was looking for a ship and a captain. He was convinced that Carib'n Rosa was his ship but the current captain wasn't quite what he needed. So Terrance and Cook plotted the Death of the Captain and the bestowal of navigating the ship to Cook. So before they embarked on their voyage again, the captain of the Carib'n Rosa was murdered in the middle of the night and the papers were exchanged so that Terrance Coachman was the new owner of the ship and Cook was made captain.
When they made their announcement to the ship, the crew laughed and ridiculed him. Calling him the Cook Captain, and that they were all going to be killed by the Hawaiians. This caused Cook to lose his nerve. And in anger Terrance Coachman whipped him away into the Captains Lair. He revealed himself as a sorcerer and made him a spell that bound him as captain until he quit his service to Mr. Coachman. In the words of the spell, that once he left the service of Mr Coachman his men would mutiny him or worse. Later on, Mr. Coachman would enunciate all the terms of the contract, like where Captain Ruth would serve as Captain.
They sailed to London, England. One midnight as the pulled through the English Channel, the night watch saw Terrance Coachman on the bridge conjuring a spell. He saw the skies open and the ship rise off the water and float into the sky. However, when the vision closed he was never found.
When the truth was manifest, Terrance Goodman cursed the crew and captain to patrol the waters of his Neverland to occupy the children who would come there and that they could never leave or they would die.
Later on, in the War for Neverland, Ruth loses his hand and his name as the Cook when a young boy Peter Panning fights him for his and the Lost Boys' freedom and supremacy in Neverland.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Legend of the Colander of Emeril
What is now known as the Colander of Emeril in Calamarianism was once called the Colander of Unity. The Calamarian Church in Italy was trying to make a amends with China after an incident with the Kosher Ninjas, so the crafted the finest copper colander they could to send with Marco Polo. However, when he delivered the colander to the Pastaer of the Church in China, the Chinese were confused. They had their own methods of cooking food and this colander wasn't something that had any particular meaning but understanding the meaning behind it they coated the colander with their finest porcelain and sent it back with Marco Polo.
Unfortunately while sailing around India he was attacked by the infamous pirate Sahid Salamander and in the Great Seage of Serendipity the Colander of Unity was stolen. Oddly enough Sahid Salamander, believing in karma, stole this highly valued artifact hoping that his most valuable posession, according to tradition his wife, would be stolen. However, shortly after winning the battle he was attacked by pirates, who were attacked by pirates, who were also attacked by pirates, each time the colander was put in the hands of a new pirate.
So now the Colander of Unity was lost somewhere in the Indian Ocean. Marco Polo, downbeaten for his failure, refused to sail anymore. Though the Pastaer tried to grant him Sautehood for his efforts to raise his spirits, he declined, thinking the loss of the colander too great a misdead. So thus the Colander of Unity was lost forever, so it seemed.
In a chance of luck, in April of 2006, Guy Fieri was doing a show for Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and happened to notice the colander in a dumpy restaurant in Pismo Beach. He snagged it and sent it to Emeril Lagasse, a 14th Level Pastamancer, who immediately recognised it as the lost Colander of Unity.
Today, colanders are exchanged as symbols of unity on all weddings, anniversaries, Marco Polo day, and Brotherhood day. On International Speak Like a Pirate day they are hidden and locked up so that they can be safe. Contrary to popular belief it is disrespectful to wear colanders on your head unless you need to prove your innocence because of its humiliating implications, and it has no mysticality.
Unfortunately while sailing around India he was attacked by the infamous pirate Sahid Salamander and in the Great Seage of Serendipity the Colander of Unity was stolen. Oddly enough Sahid Salamander, believing in karma, stole this highly valued artifact hoping that his most valuable posession, according to tradition his wife, would be stolen. However, shortly after winning the battle he was attacked by pirates, who were attacked by pirates, who were also attacked by pirates, each time the colander was put in the hands of a new pirate.
So now the Colander of Unity was lost somewhere in the Indian Ocean. Marco Polo, downbeaten for his failure, refused to sail anymore. Though the Pastaer tried to grant him Sautehood for his efforts to raise his spirits, he declined, thinking the loss of the colander too great a misdead. So thus the Colander of Unity was lost forever, so it seemed.
In a chance of luck, in April of 2006, Guy Fieri was doing a show for Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and happened to notice the colander in a dumpy restaurant in Pismo Beach. He snagged it and sent it to Emeril Lagasse, a 14th Level Pastamancer, who immediately recognised it as the lost Colander of Unity.
Today, colanders are exchanged as symbols of unity on all weddings, anniversaries, Marco Polo day, and Brotherhood day. On International Speak Like a Pirate day they are hidden and locked up so that they can be safe. Contrary to popular belief it is disrespectful to wear colanders on your head unless you need to prove your innocence because of its humiliating implications, and it has no mysticality.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
The Separates
In the post-apocalyptic Americas, in the mountains above a disease abandoned city, lives a family, and they are alive. Untouched for near a generation this family has lived alone here, with the borrowed technologies of the city and their own ingenuity. They thought they were the only ones left, the new Family Adam and Eve.
Yet, the day their "senile" old grandfather has feared and warned against. Invaders. Conquerors. The people that destroyed the great nation and the great world he had lived in. Now the question is whether all the safeguards he set up so long ago and everything he taught them would be enough.
Yet, the day their "senile" old grandfather has feared and warned against. Invaders. Conquerors. The people that destroyed the great nation and the great world he had lived in. Now the question is whether all the safeguards he set up so long ago and everything he taught them would be enough.
Friday, May 1, 2009
Office Rabbit (not the office rat!)
An idea I came up with when my missionary companion came up with a song after seeing a rabbit by the Mission Office. (If he reads this blog - did you ever finish it?)
Intended to be a LDS version of Veggie Tales. I intend to mostly use pet animals that are part of this company. Based out of a business. "Mr. Rabbit" would be the main character and "Mr. Rat" would be the boss. There will be a cavey (Guinea pig) - because I've drawn him - I think his name Lawrence. They will do more than just be at the office. Mr. Rabbit will often fall into a daydream and end up fighting pirates or aliens or dinosaurs. It will espouse good Christian values with a emphasis on LDS standards.
Intended to be a LDS version of Veggie Tales. I intend to mostly use pet animals that are part of this company. Based out of a business. "Mr. Rabbit" would be the main character and "Mr. Rat" would be the boss. There will be a cavey (Guinea pig) - because I've drawn him - I think his name Lawrence. They will do more than just be at the office. Mr. Rabbit will often fall into a daydream and end up fighting pirates or aliens or dinosaurs. It will espouse good Christian values with a emphasis on LDS standards.
Indea Productions - Garages
Garages is either a Sitcom/Nightime Comedy or a YouTube show about a group of neighbors who get together and make a neighborhood garage association. They make their garages into mutual hobby arenas. Examples would be as follows. One neighbor sets up his garage as a game room. One sets up his as a pool hall, another a automobile garage, another a studio for a band, maybe another for RPG or WarHammer room. Most of the commedy would come from just normal activities but here are some ideas. This would probably end up associating the wives.
Here are some comedies.
The men set up a card game room and they do a real gambling game of say Texas Hold'em. A lot of money is won (or lost). The wives get together the winner gives the money back. The next time you see them they are playing with pennies or playing Apples to Apples.
One time in the card garage the could set up like and old western saloon card game. The wives would be a part of that.
Another anecdote - the daughter comes in to the garage to throw away some garbage but its recyclable so her dad yells after her but misses her before she closes the door and so he texts her to put it in the recycle bin instead of going and findiing her or doing it himself.
One guy gets stuck with all the junk from the other guys' garages and his wife comes home and almost collides her car with the stuff in the once empty garage.
The garage band could be a place to bring guest bands and singers in.
The auto garage could actually be where they really fix the cars and give/get advice and really build a car.
Here are some comedies.
The men set up a card game room and they do a real gambling game of say Texas Hold'em. A lot of money is won (or lost). The wives get together the winner gives the money back. The next time you see them they are playing with pennies or playing Apples to Apples.
One time in the card garage the could set up like and old western saloon card game. The wives would be a part of that.
Another anecdote - the daughter comes in to the garage to throw away some garbage but its recyclable so her dad yells after her but misses her before she closes the door and so he texts her to put it in the recycle bin instead of going and findiing her or doing it himself.
One guy gets stuck with all the junk from the other guys' garages and his wife comes home and almost collides her car with the stuff in the once empty garage.
The garage band could be a place to bring guest bands and singers in.
The auto garage could actually be where they really fix the cars and give/get advice and really build a car.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
New Direction for Mystveil?
The Sif are a race of elves who lived on the Hethel before the Great Meteor. Their advanced technology forewarned them of the eminent danger but they had no power to stop it so they took to space to find a new inhabitance. After millenia, of peace on their new found planet they are forced off and try to return to their home planet, where they find it has been taken over by a new race of sapient creatures - humans. After reconnaisance missions, the Shures (leaders) and other deligates descend on the capitals of the nations of their past inhabitances: London, Washington D.C., Tokyo, Wellington, and others. There they petition for assylum.
One recon pilot crashes in a large city and fights for survival as the masses feel threatened by this UFO that has landed in their midst.
The Hild is the ruling body of the Sif.
Skit is a propagander and motivator.
One recon pilot crashes in a large city and fights for survival as the masses feel threatened by this UFO that has landed in their midst.
The Hild is the ruling body of the Sif.
Skit is a propagander and motivator.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
The Convergence - The Worlds
Infernity - the world of fire and death deep below in the center of the earth.
Sutter - the world below the earth's crust, home to dragons, dwarfs, fauns, faeries, pixies, etc. untolerated by the general terran population.
Terra - the official name given to Earth by the International Cooperative of Terrestrial Beings.
Ethyria - the world in the clouds inhabited by the more advanced and winged human races. Their technologies have kept them invisible from the Terra human population for centuries and they have seldom broken the ICTB laws which prohibits them from trying to make humans think they are gods and angels.
Siderea - the stars. The populations of xenos (alien) creatures that live in the planets of the milky way.
Thalassia - the seas. The populations of creatures that live in the oceans and seas of Earth. The only monarchy that covers such a large area. Ruled by Marean Atlanter Triton IX son of Tiberius Triton VI.
Sutter - the world below the earth's crust, home to dragons, dwarfs, fauns, faeries, pixies, etc. untolerated by the general terran population.
Terra - the official name given to Earth by the International Cooperative of Terrestrial Beings.
Ethyria - the world in the clouds inhabited by the more advanced and winged human races. Their technologies have kept them invisible from the Terra human population for centuries and they have seldom broken the ICTB laws which prohibits them from trying to make humans think they are gods and angels.
Siderea - the stars. The populations of xenos (alien) creatures that live in the planets of the milky way.
Thalassia - the seas. The populations of creatures that live in the oceans and seas of Earth. The only monarchy that covers such a large area. Ruled by Marean Atlanter Triton IX son of Tiberius Triton VI.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Mystveil's Saving Neverland
Bram Slythe, a great wizard, has created a new portal to a dreamland, a new adventurous place where boys can play and as long as they are there they don't grow old. But once they come in they can't get out. Peter Panning is an orphan. A benevolent faerie tries to warn him, but his arrogance gets him ensnared. After humbling himself, he and the faerie work to fight against Bram Slythe. When Bram realises he is losing he brings on board a haphazard pirate and a desperate native american tribe to take the weight off of him.
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
Myst-sci - The Convergence (cont.)
The Battle of New York
The mayor of New York City stood with golden shears and smiled for the photographers, before cutting the red ribbon that surrounded the new, tallest building in the world. The Freedom Tower was magnificent specimen of lighting and glass. Those out in the cruise ships celebrating the festivities applauded the brilliant lighting and the fireworks that followed the ribbon cutting ceremony. The mayor, senators, generals, 9-11 firefighters, 9-11 policemen, and even the president, spoke to a ecstatic crowd. But as the noise levels grew the ground stability decreased. The ground began to shake, but the crowd barely noticed. It wasn't until the screeching of twisting metal and crack of shattering glass over came the noise of the people. Then the happy yells turned to screaming as the new Freedom Tower torqued itself into a distorted alive-like monster. The metal that once formed offices morphed into weapons: swords, guns, and canons. The twisting monstrosity finally came to a stand still and everyone paused to see what it would do. Bad choice.
The mayor of New York City stood with golden shears and smiled for the photographers, before cutting the red ribbon that surrounded the new, tallest building in the world. The Freedom Tower was magnificent specimen of lighting and glass. Those out in the cruise ships celebrating the festivities applauded the brilliant lighting and the fireworks that followed the ribbon cutting ceremony. The mayor, senators, generals, 9-11 firefighters, 9-11 policemen, and even the president, spoke to a ecstatic crowd. But as the noise levels grew the ground stability decreased. The ground began to shake, but the crowd barely noticed. It wasn't until the screeching of twisting metal and crack of shattering glass over came the noise of the people. Then the happy yells turned to screaming as the new Freedom Tower torqued itself into a distorted alive-like monster. The metal that once formed offices morphed into weapons: swords, guns, and canons. The twisting monstrosity finally came to a stand still and everyone paused to see what it would do. Bad choice.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Mystveil
Mystveil is the latest name change to the Fountain Elm Franchise.
I am studying Welsh, Latin, Greek, and Egyptian for this series.
I am studying Welsh, Latin, Greek, and Egyptian for this series.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
The Convergence
Hellpit, Netheria, Aquiny, Earth, Heaven, Ethyria
Caklin walked down across the green lawn next to the water. He was afraid, very afraid. The creatures around him scared him. They were much larger and they stared at him. It was unnerving to say the very least. Some were even following him. He quickened his pace a little bit. Then he came to the stairs that led to a grand building. He stared at them a second then bounded up them.
Caklin pushed past the large doors with some effort and entered the edifice. As he walked in he noted one of the creatures wearing blue and a gold shield on his chest stood up and started watching him. He ignored him and walked into the building. He walked down the hall and entered into a large theatre like room. This room was very noisy as he entered but began to increase in silence the further down the stairs he walked. The room came to complete quiet when he reached the bottom of the stairs and stood before the pulpit.
"Mr. Speaker of the House?" Caklin said mustering some courage.
There was silence as everyone was too stunned to speak.
"Representative Selena McLaughlin, of Massachusetts, Speaker of the House?" He asked.
Representative McLaughlin peered over the pulpit. "How do you know my name?"
"We try to find out a little about who is running the Earth countries as we can just in case we need to ever speak with you."
"Okay, what do you want?"
"I am Agent Caklin Panchild of the Alliance of the Creatures of Netheria North America. My homeland has come under attack and we are being driven out. The creatures I represent have asked me to plead with you for asylum."
"Uh, where is this land Netheria which you come from and what are you?"
"Well, madam, Netheria is the name for the world of creatures which live under ground."
"Creatures, what creatures and where underground?" Rep. McLaughlin asked sneeringly.
"There are those like me which your mythology calls fauns which live deep beneath the forests, and there are the dwarfs which live deep in the mountains. Then there are other creatures some you know and some you don't. I cannot describe all the creatures which seek asylum but these you may recognise."
"How come we have never seen you? How come you have never shown yourselves to us before now?"
"I am sorry madam but before now your kind has been hateful and destructive against our kind let alone your own and so have remained hidden until now when we hope that your advanced and increasingly benevolent nature will take pity on us when we are driven from our homes."
"Who is forcing you out of your homes? Do we need to stop developments in your homes?"
"Nay we are very adaptive and have always removed from your presence when you become intrusive but we rarely come close. There is a new leader in the world of Hellpit. His name is Godfreed and he has broken the 8th Century Treaty of the Five Worlds, attacking on our homes from the under ground. We have no means where with to combat these new intruders our peoples have become enduringly peaceful and no longer war. Even the dwarfs are not equipped to combat their weapons and we have been driven. Our only hope is your generosity!"
From the back of the room a Representative from New York yelled, "Why are we entertaining this freak show? We have real and important things to discuss. "
The room started in uproar as people started shouting at the creature. The Speaker of the House pressed a button and the uniformed guard Caklin saw earlier rushed into the room and grabbed him and removed him. He was dragged out down the hallway into the foyer, and thrown out the front door. His hooves didn't catch hold of the ground and he crumbled, rolling down the stairs of the Capitol Building. He regained his composure. He had been warned they might be mean creatures but he still was taken aback by it all. He hobbled away.
Now he had gotten lost in the city and was disoriented. How would he get back home? The buildings went from the beautiful stone work of the government to the filthy slums. There were nasty eyes looking all around him. He shivered. The looks they gave him were so cold.
Then he walked down an alley. There was a group of guys leaning on a car who turned and stared at him. They stood up and walked towards him.
He tried muster some courage even though these men scared him. "Where can I find the river, sirs?"
"Sirs?" The ringleader said. "We're not sirs. We're thugs. And what do we have here? Nice costume, midget boy."
"What's a midget?" Caklin asked quivering as the men gathered around him.
The gangsters started laughing. "You little man! You got some funny looking legs." One kicked him in the leg knocking him on his face.
"And how about these horns." Another grabbed one a threw him around.
"Stop please, why are you doing this to me?" He pleaded.
"Well if you didn't look like a queer maybe you wouldn't get made fun of?"
All of the sudden a gun shot resonated the alleyway. The men stopped and pulled out their own guns.
"Leave the faun alone!" a man in a black suit said point an large rifle at them.
"Make us!" the ringleader yelled and they opened fire on the man. But the didn't realise they were surrounded and none of them survived.
Then a week later fauns and dwarves and creatures people had never seen before began walking into the towns near forests and mountains. They were not treated well, but they had no where else they could go.
***********
A new helicopter flew over Los Angeles. It followed regulations and stayed clear of military installations. It looked like a cross between the Apache helicopter and the Blackhawk but those who saw in from the distance couldn't understand how it flew. There were no blades above the chopper. One man walking down Foothills Drive in Glendora heard a thundering, whirring noise above him and looked up to see the black helicopter directly above him. And saw the internal, magnet driven rotor where the cargo would have gone. There were two missile-like objects, one attached to each side of the body.
The helicopter passed over the city for a bit and then turned north. Finally it slowed down hovering over a ridge. The mechanical arm holding one of the projectiles, began opening until they had opened up. As the projectile fell it released a button and a red light illuminated. When it hit the top of the ridge the case burse open and a large half-robot, half-worm looking creature began to wiggle. Then it screamed and quickly buried itself in the dirt. It didn't stop until it had buried itself deep in the San Andreas fault. The Helicopter dropped the other one near San Francisco.
Twenty-four hours later, Los Angeles was an Island and San Francisco did not exist.
**********
The mayor of New York city stood with golden shears and smiled for the photographers, before cutting the red ribbon that surrounded the new, tallest building in the world. The Freedom Tower was magnificent specimen of lighting and glass. Those out in the cruise ships celebrating the festivities applauded the brilliant lighting and the fireworks that followed the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Caklin walked down across the green lawn next to the water. He was afraid, very afraid. The creatures around him scared him. They were much larger and they stared at him. It was unnerving to say the very least. Some were even following him. He quickened his pace a little bit. Then he came to the stairs that led to a grand building. He stared at them a second then bounded up them.
Caklin pushed past the large doors with some effort and entered the edifice. As he walked in he noted one of the creatures wearing blue and a gold shield on his chest stood up and started watching him. He ignored him and walked into the building. He walked down the hall and entered into a large theatre like room. This room was very noisy as he entered but began to increase in silence the further down the stairs he walked. The room came to complete quiet when he reached the bottom of the stairs and stood before the pulpit.
"Mr. Speaker of the House?" Caklin said mustering some courage.
There was silence as everyone was too stunned to speak.
"Representative Selena McLaughlin, of Massachusetts, Speaker of the House?" He asked.
Representative McLaughlin peered over the pulpit. "How do you know my name?"
"We try to find out a little about who is running the Earth countries as we can just in case we need to ever speak with you."
"Okay, what do you want?"
"I am Agent Caklin Panchild of the Alliance of the Creatures of Netheria North America. My homeland has come under attack and we are being driven out. The creatures I represent have asked me to plead with you for asylum."
"Uh, where is this land Netheria which you come from and what are you?"
"Well, madam, Netheria is the name for the world of creatures which live under ground."
"Creatures, what creatures and where underground?" Rep. McLaughlin asked sneeringly.
"There are those like me which your mythology calls fauns which live deep beneath the forests, and there are the dwarfs which live deep in the mountains. Then there are other creatures some you know and some you don't. I cannot describe all the creatures which seek asylum but these you may recognise."
"How come we have never seen you? How come you have never shown yourselves to us before now?"
"I am sorry madam but before now your kind has been hateful and destructive against our kind let alone your own and so have remained hidden until now when we hope that your advanced and increasingly benevolent nature will take pity on us when we are driven from our homes."
"Who is forcing you out of your homes? Do we need to stop developments in your homes?"
"Nay we are very adaptive and have always removed from your presence when you become intrusive but we rarely come close. There is a new leader in the world of Hellpit. His name is Godfreed and he has broken the 8th Century Treaty of the Five Worlds, attacking on our homes from the under ground. We have no means where with to combat these new intruders our peoples have become enduringly peaceful and no longer war. Even the dwarfs are not equipped to combat their weapons and we have been driven. Our only hope is your generosity!"
From the back of the room a Representative from New York yelled, "Why are we entertaining this freak show? We have real and important things to discuss. "
The room started in uproar as people started shouting at the creature. The Speaker of the House pressed a button and the uniformed guard Caklin saw earlier rushed into the room and grabbed him and removed him. He was dragged out down the hallway into the foyer, and thrown out the front door. His hooves didn't catch hold of the ground and he crumbled, rolling down the stairs of the Capitol Building. He regained his composure. He had been warned they might be mean creatures but he still was taken aback by it all. He hobbled away.
Now he had gotten lost in the city and was disoriented. How would he get back home? The buildings went from the beautiful stone work of the government to the filthy slums. There were nasty eyes looking all around him. He shivered. The looks they gave him were so cold.
Then he walked down an alley. There was a group of guys leaning on a car who turned and stared at him. They stood up and walked towards him.
He tried muster some courage even though these men scared him. "Where can I find the river, sirs?"
"Sirs?" The ringleader said. "We're not sirs. We're thugs. And what do we have here? Nice costume, midget boy."
"What's a midget?" Caklin asked quivering as the men gathered around him.
The gangsters started laughing. "You little man! You got some funny looking legs." One kicked him in the leg knocking him on his face.
"And how about these horns." Another grabbed one a threw him around.
"Stop please, why are you doing this to me?" He pleaded.
"Well if you didn't look like a queer maybe you wouldn't get made fun of?"
All of the sudden a gun shot resonated the alleyway. The men stopped and pulled out their own guns.
"Leave the faun alone!" a man in a black suit said point an large rifle at them.
"Make us!" the ringleader yelled and they opened fire on the man. But the didn't realise they were surrounded and none of them survived.
Then a week later fauns and dwarves and creatures people had never seen before began walking into the towns near forests and mountains. They were not treated well, but they had no where else they could go.
***********
A new helicopter flew over Los Angeles. It followed regulations and stayed clear of military installations. It looked like a cross between the Apache helicopter and the Blackhawk but those who saw in from the distance couldn't understand how it flew. There were no blades above the chopper. One man walking down Foothills Drive in Glendora heard a thundering, whirring noise above him and looked up to see the black helicopter directly above him. And saw the internal, magnet driven rotor where the cargo would have gone. There were two missile-like objects, one attached to each side of the body.
The helicopter passed over the city for a bit and then turned north. Finally it slowed down hovering over a ridge. The mechanical arm holding one of the projectiles, began opening until they had opened up. As the projectile fell it released a button and a red light illuminated. When it hit the top of the ridge the case burse open and a large half-robot, half-worm looking creature began to wiggle. Then it screamed and quickly buried itself in the dirt. It didn't stop until it had buried itself deep in the San Andreas fault. The Helicopter dropped the other one near San Francisco.
Twenty-four hours later, Los Angeles was an Island and San Francisco did not exist.
**********
The mayor of New York city stood with golden shears and smiled for the photographers, before cutting the red ribbon that surrounded the new, tallest building in the world. The Freedom Tower was magnificent specimen of lighting and glass. Those out in the cruise ships celebrating the festivities applauded the brilliant lighting and the fireworks that followed the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Monday, July 21, 2008
New Weapons for SciFi story w/ no plot or name yet
Squirab-gun - A Gun that fires a robotic projectile which digs into the skin and connects itself to the spine and wires itself into the brain, offering the shooter to control this person's actions.
DNO - Directional Nuclear Obliterator - A tank/armored vehicle which can contain a nuclear blast and direct the explosion where they want.
Regenerating Nihiloniser Whip Tank - A Whip made out of Anti-matter. Nihilon is the product created when Antimatter and matter connect.
Demolecularising Gun - This shot when it hits a surface rips apart all molecules that comprise it either creating a release of energy (explosion) or a intake thereof (implosion).
Steeple wyrme - A large robotic worm which moves underground and juts up through highrise buildings and turns it into a war platform. Converting the components of the building into structure and weapons.
Richterhammer - A giant one combination howitzer drill. Fires a ultra heavy charge into the ground which explodes and causes a seismic effect.
Nuclear Wyrme - A robotic worm that is installed with a nuclear bomb. Used in the California Operation, released into the San Andreas fault which caused the most violent earthquake in History. Tsunamis destroy Hawaii.
Magma Laser - a wide-girth, ultra-intensity, bursting laser which liquifies or burns everything in its shot path. Available in tank and shoulder operated launcher.
DNO - Directional Nuclear Obliterator - A tank/armored vehicle which can contain a nuclear blast and direct the explosion where they want.
Regenerating Nihiloniser Whip Tank - A Whip made out of Anti-matter. Nihilon is the product created when Antimatter and matter connect.
Demolecularising Gun - This shot when it hits a surface rips apart all molecules that comprise it either creating a release of energy (explosion) or a intake thereof (implosion).
Steeple wyrme - A large robotic worm which moves underground and juts up through highrise buildings and turns it into a war platform. Converting the components of the building into structure and weapons.
Richterhammer - A giant one combination howitzer drill. Fires a ultra heavy charge into the ground which explodes and causes a seismic effect.
Nuclear Wyrme - A robotic worm that is installed with a nuclear bomb. Used in the California Operation, released into the San Andreas fault which caused the most violent earthquake in History. Tsunamis destroy Hawaii.
Magma Laser - a wide-girth, ultra-intensity, bursting laser which liquifies or burns everything in its shot path. Available in tank and shoulder operated launcher.
Alquipates
Harmathron knew there was no way he could defeat the armies of Zuir not even with Almaron his sword. So he withrdrew Almaron, bent to his knees, and offered up the sword to Zuir.
Almaron knew Zuir. This man would not bow to his will but would destroy him. He had been in his hands before and he never succombed to his power. Fear had run too deep IN Harmathron and he knew that there was only one thing he could do to save himself. Almaron's power pulsed through Harmathron and took control of his muscles.
Harmathron lifted the sword in the air. Zuir withdrew back, but he could see the fear in Harmathron's eyes as the sword dropped down and pierced Harmathron through the torso. Zuir rushed to grab Almaron but it was two late. As Harmathron fell to the ground the Almaron liquified himself and mixed with the blood the spilt on the ground and was obsorbed into the dirt.
Zuir knelt down and cried. He had served his hole life fighting against this evil and had almost obtained the instigator just to watch it melt into the ground. Then he heard the voice of his own sword, Theogar.
"Don't worry, even if it is lost for ages I will be around to combat him."
"But what if you get lost or forgotten? What if Almaron's power overcomes the world before anyone finds you."
"I will find a way. I will find someone who will fight against the evils of humanity."
Almaron knew Zuir. This man would not bow to his will but would destroy him. He had been in his hands before and he never succombed to his power. Fear had run too deep IN Harmathron and he knew that there was only one thing he could do to save himself. Almaron's power pulsed through Harmathron and took control of his muscles.
Harmathron lifted the sword in the air. Zuir withdrew back, but he could see the fear in Harmathron's eyes as the sword dropped down and pierced Harmathron through the torso. Zuir rushed to grab Almaron but it was two late. As Harmathron fell to the ground the Almaron liquified himself and mixed with the blood the spilt on the ground and was obsorbed into the dirt.
Zuir knelt down and cried. He had served his hole life fighting against this evil and had almost obtained the instigator just to watch it melt into the ground. Then he heard the voice of his own sword, Theogar.
"Don't worry, even if it is lost for ages I will be around to combat him."
"But what if you get lost or forgotten? What if Almaron's power overcomes the world before anyone finds you."
"I will find a way. I will find someone who will fight against the evils of humanity."
Friday, July 18, 2008
PreHistory and the World of God.
I would like to tell you the sad tale of my world in hopes that you'll understand the volatile nature of your world in these days. My world had advanced as far as yours when it began the downward spiral to destruction. I tell you this story now in hopes that maybe you might change the direction of your civilisation because as for right now it is headed in the same direction. The corruption in the politicians. The irresponsible nature of humanity, giving all their freedoms up so that they can be taken care of. Wars. Diseases. And all this despite advanced technology.
You know me as God, and although I wasn't living mortally at the time my world ended I was taking an active part in trying to save the humans, my brothers and sisters, still existing in mortality. Maybe after you hear the story of the end of my world you will understand the commandments and directions and prophesies I have given to the Prophets throughout all ages.
(This novel will pretend to answer questions like where the dinosaurs came from. Where God came from. How the world might end. )
You know me as God, and although I wasn't living mortally at the time my world ended I was taking an active part in trying to save the humans, my brothers and sisters, still existing in mortality. Maybe after you hear the story of the end of my world you will understand the commandments and directions and prophesies I have given to the Prophets throughout all ages.
(This novel will pretend to answer questions like where the dinosaurs came from. Where God came from. How the world might end. )
Friday, June 27, 2008
The Story of Praden-hesi
Praden-heshi, the Original Planet set in another universe, is a fantasy world. Ruled by a pair of Couples who exemplify love and character who are chosen by the Xy. The Xy is a sorcerer-prophet who knows and understands the power of the universe and has learned to use it. The Capital is in 3aldor, the city state. Also ruling is the Court of the Patriarchs and the Hall of Youth, with equal representation from each of the states.
The states used to be nations on a single continent which warred constantly among themselves and internally with their multiple ethnic groups. Finally humanity became fed up with the constant hatred and warring and combined together in a pact that has stood now for millenia.
The states include Tardor, Haldor, 3aldor, Ayildor, Titalamun, Karndor and the Vinyards. Tardor, the northland, is dominated by castles and nomads and exports the majority of the nations grain needs and foundation stone. Haldor, the forestland, produces the majority of the building wood and wood crafts as well as the majority of the worlds precious stones. Shaldor, the cityland, is the melting pot of all the different societies and cultures as well as the ruling bodies. Ayildor, the sandland, produces the worlds fuel. Titalamun, the Gold Cost, is a dense jungle plus includes the islands and exports precious metals and tropical fruits. Karndor, the redlands, is a desert and canyon lands. The Vineyards is a lush green land and produces the world's fruits, art, and ornamental stone.
The states used to be nations on a single continent which warred constantly among themselves and internally with their multiple ethnic groups. Finally humanity became fed up with the constant hatred and warring and combined together in a pact that has stood now for millenia.
The states include Tardor, Haldor, 3aldor, Ayildor, Titalamun, Karndor and the Vinyards. Tardor, the northland, is dominated by castles and nomads and exports the majority of the nations grain needs and foundation stone. Haldor, the forestland, produces the majority of the building wood and wood crafts as well as the majority of the worlds precious stones. Shaldor, the cityland, is the melting pot of all the different societies and cultures as well as the ruling bodies. Ayildor, the sandland, produces the worlds fuel. Titalamun, the Gold Cost, is a dense jungle plus includes the islands and exports precious metals and tropical fruits. Karndor, the redlands, is a desert and canyon lands. The Vineyards is a lush green land and produces the world's fruits, art, and ornamental stone.
Comics
T-Cell
In a world where politics is so corrupt, one organisation believes in removing the cancer that is destroying the American government. Jeremy McGavin is the top political "assassin" of the ALO (American Liberation Organisation), but he doesn't assassinate the politicians themselves but their career instead. Using undeniable evidence to their corrupt behaviour that the media and the people cannot refuse or condone.
Captain Random
Randall M ___________ is a pirate that sails all over the world. He is a very discriminate when it comes to his employment. He is going through a slump when a new contact promises him millions in returns. The Seven Golden Cities of Cibola, El Dorado, and the Fountain of Youth yeah right. At first he is skeptical, but with all the money upfront he can afford the trek, not to mention the supposed 15% if they actually find the loot.
By the Wicked
Mormon 4:5 But, behold, the judgments of God will overtake the wicked; and it is by the wicked that the wicked are punished; for it is the wicked that stir up the hearts of the children of men unto bloodshed.
My name is Bruce Collins. When I started my crusade I thought I was doing a good thing. But I have come to understand it is hatred that I feel. I am an assassin of the most wicked men in the world. Presidents, kings, politicians, city officials, corporate hogs, drug lords, etc. No one is immune from my arsenal.
In a world where politics is so corrupt, one organisation believes in removing the cancer that is destroying the American government. Jeremy McGavin is the top political "assassin" of the ALO (American Liberation Organisation), but he doesn't assassinate the politicians themselves but their career instead. Using undeniable evidence to their corrupt behaviour that the media and the people cannot refuse or condone.
Captain Random
Randall M ___________ is a pirate that sails all over the world. He is a very discriminate when it comes to his employment. He is going through a slump when a new contact promises him millions in returns. The Seven Golden Cities of Cibola, El Dorado, and the Fountain of Youth yeah right. At first he is skeptical, but with all the money upfront he can afford the trek, not to mention the supposed 15% if they actually find the loot.
By the Wicked
Mormon 4:5 But, behold, the judgments of God will overtake the wicked; and it is by the wicked that the wicked are punished; for it is the wicked that stir up the hearts of the children of men unto bloodshed.
My name is Bruce Collins. When I started my crusade I thought I was doing a good thing. But I have come to understand it is hatred that I feel. I am an assassin of the most wicked men in the world. Presidents, kings, politicians, city officials, corporate hogs, drug lords, etc. No one is immune from my arsenal.
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