Friday, June 27, 2008

The Story of Praden-hesi

Praden-heshi, the Original Planet set in another universe, is a fantasy world. Ruled by a pair of Couples who exemplify love and character who are chosen by the Xy. The Xy is a sorcerer-prophet who knows and understands the power of the universe and has learned to use it. The Capital is in 3aldor, the city state. Also ruling is the Court of the Patriarchs and the Hall of Youth, with equal representation from each of the states.

The states used to be nations on a single continent which warred constantly among themselves and internally with their multiple ethnic groups. Finally humanity became fed up with the constant hatred and warring and combined together in a pact that has stood now for millenia.

The states include Tardor, Haldor, 3aldor, Ayildor, Titalamun, Karndor and the Vinyards. Tardor, the northland, is dominated by castles and nomads and exports the majority of the nations grain needs and foundation stone. Haldor, the forestland, produces the majority of the building wood and wood crafts as well as the majority of the worlds precious stones. Shaldor, the cityland, is the melting pot of all the different societies and cultures as well as the ruling bodies. Ayildor, the sandland, produces the worlds fuel. Titalamun, the Gold Cost, is a dense jungle plus includes the islands and exports precious metals and tropical fruits. Karndor, the redlands, is a desert and canyon lands. The Vineyards is a lush green land and produces the world's fruits, art, and ornamental stone.

Comics

T-Cell
In a world where politics is so corrupt, one organisation believes in removing the cancer that is destroying the American government. Jeremy McGavin is the top political "assassin" of the ALO (American Liberation Organisation), but he doesn't assassinate the politicians themselves but their career instead. Using undeniable evidence to their corrupt behaviour that the media and the people cannot refuse or condone.

Captain Random
Randall M ___________ is a pirate that sails all over the world. He is a very discriminate when it comes to his employment. He is going through a slump when a new contact promises him millions in returns. The Seven Golden Cities of Cibola, El Dorado, and the Fountain of Youth yeah right. At first he is skeptical, but with all the money upfront he can afford the trek, not to mention the supposed 15% if they actually find the loot.

By the Wicked
Mormon 4:5 But, behold, the judgments of God will overtake the wicked; and it is by the wicked that the wicked are punished; for it is the wicked that stir up the hearts of the children of men unto bloodshed.

My name is Bruce Collins. When I started my crusade I thought I was doing a good thing. But I have come to understand it is hatred that I feel. I am an assassin of the most wicked men in the world. Presidents, kings, politicians, city officials, corporate hogs, drug lords, etc. No one is immune from my arsenal.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

RC: Military Vehicles

Abrams Tank - http://64.26.50.215/armorsite/abrams.htm

Apache Heli - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_helicopter; http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/ah-64.htm

Black Hawk - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UH-60_Black_Hawk; http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/uh-60.htm

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

RC Fodder

http://mysite.verizon.net/pulsar/Library_Ref/Anthropology/Culture/Polygamy/LDS%20%22Mormon%22%20folder/jtvisiondestruction.html
John Taylor's supposed dream

The Church of the Eternal Squid

Location:

Baja California http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20080429143928AA9GAFk
Prato or Lazio Italy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinatowns_in_Europe#Italy


Leader:
Amneh - Antipapal Misoprophetic NonEcclesiastical Head

Patron Saints:
Johnny Depp - Patron saint of Pirates, Compasses, Windows, and Chocolate. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20080429143928AA9GAFk
Ceiling Cat - Patron saint of felines, ceilings, and other stuff. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20080429143928AA9GAFk


Holy Edifice:

A Blue Abyss, a Squid statue with a Capone and cigar. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20080429140334AAbrN2T

Trivia:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20080430122154AA759HS

Chuck Norris, the FSM, the Eternal Squid, and God.

In the beginning, there was only the land of Chaos. In that land there were two beings. There was the Omnipotent Martial Arts Master Roundhouse Kicker (Omamrk), out of reverence for his holy name we call him Chuck Norris, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

They lived in peace for thousands of millenia. But finally they had a disagreement. Neither can remember why today. Every time CN kicked FSM a meatball flew off and created a planet. Once Chuck Norris kicked the FSM so hard that noodles and a meatball flew off and at such an alarming rate that it melted together and created the Eternal Squid. The Eternal Squid slammed into a meatball and was knocked into consciousness. He remained on the squid until he learned everything about the meatball and its movements.

Chuck Norris and the FSM continued there fight and began to wrestle. Chuck Norris began biting off the FSM's meatballs and shat them out as stars. One of these stars shot out of the fight directly towards the meatball that the Eternal Squid lay on. The ES was afraid and knew that his meatball would be destroyed so he jumped off of it. However, he loved his meatball and did not want to depart from it. So he stopped the burning meatball and made his beloved meatball rotate around it. Then he shrunk himself and began creative works on his Meatball. He created trillibites and all the dinosaurs. His meatball flourished.

When Chuck Norris and the FSM finally reconciled they recognised the ES and how brilliant he was. The applauded him and went about fixing up meatballs and stars.

The Eternal Squid loved his planet and all its creations, and dwelt among them. He was a very brilliant scientific mind. He even created cavemen near the end. One cave man surpassed the rest and became smart. His name mas Goderithellimetichaskeskidoth, God for short. He made himself immortal after following all of the Eternal Squid's methods for Survival of the Fittest and Evolution. He and the Eternal Squid became friends and learned from each other.

One day the FSM and Chuck Norris had another fight. One of the flying meatballs flew off towards The Eternal Squid's meatball. God and the Eternal Squid tried to stop it from crashing into their beloved home but were unsuccessful. In a last ditched effort they hid as many of their creatures in a bomb shelter under the Meatballs core. The asteroid meatball crashed into the earth killing all life forms not hidden under the crust. It also cracked the world and made the techtonic plates which eventually tore apart Pangea. God and EternoSquid came together and recreated the world. ES being shy and humble did not want any credit given to him and told God to take all the credit. God and ES know that eventually all humans will become extinct or learn immortality like God did and move into the Underworld, and all they will be no more and ES through his slow and methodical methods will make squids the most supreme creatures to exist.

When Chuck Norris and the FSM realised what they had done they reconciled and came to dwell on the earth and protect it as their favourite planet.

Satan was created by Cain and was at first his imaginary friend. But Cain's mental powers immortalised Satan and he became ultimately real. Cain ultimately rejected the methodology of God and the Eternal Squid and found his own way to immortality. However, he is it the grotesque form of Sasquatch or Big Foot and Lamech is the Yeti.

Those who learn the immortalisation methods of the Eternal Squid and God move to the the Underground with God and the ES.

Some of the most famous people have moved there. Jesus Christ, Buddha, Confucius, Krishna, Vishnu, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, TuPac, Biggie, Mr. T, Bruce Lee, and of course Santa Claus, all live in the Underground. The access to the underground is through the poles. So that's where you get the story of Santa Claus living at the north pole. Yes some naughty boy or girl followed SC and told a lot of people until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him to mars and thus started the first martians. Other practicing believers in the Omnipotence of Chuck Norris is Jackie Chan. Jet Li is considered a mockery but is allowed existance because Chuck Norris finds it comedy relief.

Contrary to popular belief, Elvis did not go home. He got roundhouse kicked to Mars.

Monday, June 2, 2008

RC: Divisions and Unions & From Hell to Heaven

The West and the East divide as socialism becomes the general topic. The West decides to part ways with the Communist East, and a civil war ensues gathering in the deserted and weather-torn Midwest. The USNM helps the West gain their independence as the South "rises again" to further cripple the East.

The World polarises to laissez-faire and communist poles. The Western American Continents, and Asia unite in opposition to Europe and the Eastern American Continent. But instead of turning heads on themselves they turn inwards. Religious people are persecuted in the Pacific nations (called the Pacific Sky Alliance) for their strict behaviour and teachings and are persecuted in the atheist Atlantic nations (nicknamed the Atlantic Eye Alliance) for their belief in God over Big Brother. The religious gather in the deserted Midwest and in Israel. The Midwest American gathering is organised and powerful. The Israeli gathering is Chaotic. And as the PSA and the AEA unite to combat, The New Jerusalem drives as the Old Jerusalem is crushed, until the last saving moment.

RC: The Rise of the Messiah Synopsis

Dal Rice is being shipped back from Iraq when a government coup leads to his plane being shot down. Through the help of a Defense Contractor, he makes it to the safety of Israel to find out that it is now the target of all Islam. The Dome of the Rock is bombed and Knesset follows, Israel and Arabia gear up for war.

RC: United States of New Mexico Synosis

AJ Rice loses his mother and father in anti illegal immigrant extraction riots and the forth coming war for freedom and amnesty for immigrants. However, when his country comes under a new rule he fights to make it a free nation.

Rice Chronicles Synopsis

The Rice Chronicles are a story that takes two brothers, AJ and Dal Rice, from the present to the apocalypse.

Congress passes a law forcing extradition of all Mexican illegals, but the legals are rounded up right with them. Rioting and protesting prevail.

Now in Iraq for 11 years and no sight of the end of conflict one presidential candidate vows an unequivocal end of the war for the U.S. All troops are brought back and they will come back to help "kick out" the illegal immigrants.

But everything goes sour.

United States of Nuevo Mexico*
The Rise of the Messiah*
The Two World Orders**
From Armageddon to Eden**

*Names are not set in stone.
**These two books may be combined and names changed.