The Legend of the Colander of Emeril

What is now known as the Colander of Emeril in Calamarianism was once called the Colander of Unity. The Calamarian Church in Italy was trying to make a amends with China after an incident with the Kosher Ninjas, so the crafted the finest copper colander they could to send with Marco Polo. However, when he delivered the colander to the Pastaer of the Church in China, the Chinese were confused. They had their own methods of cooking food and this colander wasn't something that had any particular meaning but understanding the meaning behind it they coated the colander with their finest porcelain and sent it back with Marco Polo.

Unfortunately while sailing around India he was attacked by the infamous pirate Sahid Salamander and in the Great Seage of Serendipity the Colander of Unity was stolen. Oddly enough Sahid Salamander, believing in karma, stole this highly valued artifact hoping that his most valuable posession, according to tradition his wife, would be stolen. However, shortly after winning the battle he was attacked by pirates, who were attacked by pirates, who were also attacked by pirates, each time the colander was put in the hands of a new pirate.

So now the Colander of Unity was lost somewhere in the Indian Ocean. Marco Polo, downbeaten for his failure, refused to sail anymore. Though the Pastaer tried to grant him Sautehood for his efforts to raise his spirits, he declined, thinking the loss of the colander too great a misdead. So thus the Colander of Unity was lost forever, so it seemed.

In a chance of luck, in April of 2006, Guy Fieri was doing a show for Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and happened to notice the colander in a dumpy restaurant in Pismo Beach. He snagged it and sent it to Emeril Lagasse, a 14th Level Pastamancer, who immediately recognised it as the lost Colander of Unity.

Today, colanders are exchanged as symbols of unity on all weddings, anniversaries, Marco Polo day, and Brotherhood day. On International Speak Like a Pirate day they are hidden and locked up so that they can be safe. Contrary to popular belief it is disrespectful to wear colanders on your head unless you need to prove your innocence because of its humiliating implications, and it has no mysticality.

The Separates

In the post-apocalyptic Americas, in the mountains above a disease abandoned city, lives a family, and they are alive. Untouched for near a generation this family has lived alone here, with the borrowed technologies of the city and their own ingenuity. They thought they were the only ones left, the new Family Adam and Eve.

Yet, the day their "senile" old grandfather has feared and warned against. Invaders. Conquerors. The people that destroyed the great nation and the great world he had lived in. Now the question is whether all the safeguards he set up so long ago and everything he taught them would be enough.

Office Rabbit (not the office rat!)

An idea I came up with when my missionary companion came up with a song after seeing a rabbit by the Mission Office. (If he reads this blog - did you ever finish it?)

Intended to be a LDS version of Veggie Tales. I intend to mostly use pet animals that are part of this company. Based out of a business. "Mr. Rabbit" would be the main character and "Mr. Rat" would be the boss. There will be a cavey (Guinea pig) - because I've drawn him - I think his name Lawrence. They will do more than just be at the office. Mr. Rabbit will often fall into a daydream and end up fighting pirates or aliens or dinosaurs. It will espouse good Christian values with a emphasis on LDS standards.

Indea Productions - Garages

Garages is either a Sitcom/Nightime Comedy or a YouTube show about a group of neighbors who get together and make a neighborhood garage association. They make their garages into mutual hobby arenas. Examples would be as follows. One neighbor sets up his garage as a game room. One sets up his as a pool hall, another a automobile garage, another a studio for a band, maybe another for RPG or WarHammer room. Most of the commedy would come from just normal activities but here are some ideas. This would probably end up associating the wives.

Here are some comedies.

The men set up a card game room and they do a real gambling game of say Texas Hold'em. A lot of money is won (or lost). The wives get together the winner gives the money back. The next time you see them they are playing with pennies or playing Apples to Apples.

One time in the card garage the could set up like and old western saloon card game. The wives would be a part of that.

Another anecdote - the daughter comes in to the garage to throw away some garbage but its recyclable so her dad yells after her but misses her before she closes the door and so he texts her to put it in the recycle bin instead of going and findiing her or doing it himself.

One guy gets stuck with all the junk from the other guys' garages and his wife comes home and almost collides her car with the stuff in the once empty garage.

The garage band could be a place to bring guest bands and singers in.

The auto garage could actually be where they really fix the cars and give/get advice and really build a car.

New Direction for Mystveil?

The Sif are a race of elves who lived on the Hethel before the Great Meteor. Their advanced technology forewarned them of the eminent danger but they had no power to stop it so they took to space to find a new inhabitance. After millenia, of peace on their new found planet they are forced off and try to return to their home planet, where they find it has been taken over by a new race of sapient creatures - humans. After reconnaisance missions, the Shures (leaders) and other deligates descend on the capitals of the nations of their past inhabitances: London, Washington D.C., Tokyo, Wellington, and others. There they petition for assylum.

One recon pilot crashes in a large city and fights for survival as the masses feel threatened by this UFO that has landed in their midst.

The Hild is the ruling body of the Sif.

Skit is a propagander and motivator.

The Convergence - The Worlds

Infernity - the world of fire and death deep below in the center of the earth.

Sutter - the world below the earth's crust, home to dragons, dwarfs, fauns, faeries, pixies, etc. untolerated by the general terran population.

Terra - the official name given to Earth by the International Cooperative of Terrestrial Beings.

Ethyria - the world in the clouds inhabited by the more advanced and winged human races. Their technologies have kept them invisible from the Terra human population for centuries and they have seldom broken the ICTB laws which prohibits them from trying to make humans think they are gods and angels.

Siderea - the stars. The populations of xenos (alien) creatures that live in the planets of the milky way.

Thalassia - the seas. The populations of creatures that live in the oceans and seas of Earth. The only monarchy that covers such a large area. Ruled by Marean Atlanter Triton IX son of Tiberius Triton VI.

Mystveil's Saving Neverland

Bram Slythe, a great wizard, has created a new portal to a dreamland, a new adventurous place where boys can play and as long as they are there they don't grow old. But once they come in they can't get out. Peter Panning is an orphan. A benevolent faerie tries to warn him, but his arrogance gets him ensnared. After humbling himself, he and the faerie work to fight against Bram Slythe. When Bram realises he is losing he brings on board a haphazard pirate and a desperate native american tribe to take the weight off of him.

Myst-sci - The Convergence (cont.)

The Battle of New York

The mayor of New York City stood with golden shears and smiled for the photographers, before cutting the red ribbon that surrounded the new, tallest building in the world. The Freedom Tower was magnificent specimen of lighting and glass. Those out in the cruise ships celebrating the festivities applauded the brilliant lighting and the fireworks that followed the ribbon cutting ceremony. The mayor, senators, generals, 9-11 firefighters, 9-11 policemen, and even the president, spoke to a ecstatic crowd. But as the noise levels grew the ground stability decreased. The ground began to shake, but the crowd barely noticed. It wasn't until the screeching of twisting metal and crack of shattering glass over came the noise of the people. Then the happy yells turned to screaming as the new Freedom Tower torqued itself into a distorted alive-like monster. The metal that once formed offices morphed into weapons: swords, guns, and canons. The twisting monstrosity finally came to a stand still and everyone paused to see what it would do. Bad choice.

Mystveil

Mystveil is the latest name change to the Fountain Elm Franchise.

I am studying Welsh, Latin, Greek, and Egyptian for this series.